Speaking of sticks
The last stand-up I saw said,
'I went on a date with this girl and at the end of it she said she wouldn't touch me with a shitty stick.
To be fair, it was a strange request.'
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:24,
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