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[challenge entry] Cease Fire !

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(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:32, archived)
# But but but
how will it cook?!


woo.

EDIT: Bizarrely reminds me of the opening to the Aussie movie Dirty Deeds.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Maxi-waved . . .
Edit : done dirt cheap !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:37, archived)
# or pads?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:38, archived)
# The stay free type . . . hopefully !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:39, archived)
# That is true.
Maxipads stay free at my place!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Hard to tell whom is luckier . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Me for my free source of iron!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Have you been pumping it too ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:47, archived)
# No
It fell apart.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:51, archived)
# You may need a stronger magnet . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Or a bigger knob:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Emergency pizza??????????
It's not in the manual, but it just might work.
(Obamanable Snowman, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Everybody loves a pizza break . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Bloody Ikea, they haven't even acknowledged my email.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:36, archived)
# wankers
I would guess 7 million hex keys per year
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Clockwise for insertion ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:39, archived)
# It's time for direct action!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:40, archived)
# cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:53, archived)
# It'll get cold!
On other news, does anyone know if it's possible to get my iPod to keep it's backlight on when docked and playing so that I have a hope in hell of seeing the menu's/now playing info? It seems very odd if you can't considering they go to all the trouble of makin it possible to operate them remotely. And if you can't, anyone know if there's any place you can ask Apple for it in the next firmware update?

I know you can set it to 'always on' but then you have to remember to keep turning it on n off since they stopped the 'menu held down' shortcut to that n it's a bit of a drain on the battery if you forget.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Have you tried a torch?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Seriously, think about it, it's really odd, they give you remotes and remote controlled docks,
and the LCD screen is constantly showing info while you use it, and whilst in dock there cannot be any battery drain, and yet the light doesn't stay on so you can see it.

It seems a very odd thing to me.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:49, archived)
# You can extend the onlit state in settings.
Or get a docking station with a display. You cheap bastard:P

Admittedly the only reason I have one is I got it from EMAP but i just pop everything on a flash drive and plug it into a cheapy mp3 player I adapted.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Well maybe SOME of use can't afford a stinky posh one and had to get one from Argos!
It's quite good actually, remarkably beefy sound for a cheapy one, I'd show you a piccy but I can't find it on Argos' shitty search engine

*edit* had to google for it! www.play.com/Electronics/Electronics/4-/5380010/iSound-iPod-Alarm-Speaker-Charger-Dock/ProductReviews.html#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:09, archived)
# You prolly already tried :
www.apple.com/uk/support/
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Yup!
And Apple Contact actually tells you quite succinctly NOT to contact them with requests.

Presumably they're terrified of someone suing them for a cut if they use an idea, which I've never understood, just pick any guy who suggested it, ask them if you can use the idea for a certain sum, pick the one that says yes, use the idea, simple.

I'm sure they could afford a few hundred per good idea and they could correct dumb ass problems like this one if enough folks sent in the same idea.

BTW, just been perusing forums, and it would seem no, you cannot get the backlight to stay on when docked and playing, and no, you cannot point this out to Apple.

Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:54, archived)
# I guess it's time to go back to candle light . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Looks like
I got a radio alarm with remote controlled dock for iPods for Xmas BTW, and it would be lovely if you could SEE what you're remote-controlling without having to walk over and pick up the iPod.

But apparently that would make sense, and we can't have that...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Have you tried prayer?
Jesus is the only person allowed to send feature requests to Apple.
(Obamanable Snowman, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:01, archived)
# LOL!
Honestly tho, Apple are getting so frickin snotty and up themselves lately, I used to love their stuff but lately it seems it's 'SHINY THING, LOOKS GREAT BUT WORKS SHITE, BUY IT ANYWAY AND JUST FUCK OFF!!'
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:13, archived)
# lately?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:28, archived)
# just post on a blog about how the screen has a crack in it
and wait for the legal assault :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:13, archived)