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[challenge entry] I'm sure someone would find a use for this actually.

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(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Hahaha, Frenchwoman surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:54, archived)
# hahaha
The louder you shout the easier they find it to understand. Fact.
(Sir Drinkcelot Sticking It To The Man Since 1988, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:55, archived)
# It's called "Colonial English", when you have to shout.
They can understand you. They can. We know it, they know it, and they're just pretending.

You: "Excuse me, I would like to buy some cheese."

Them: {Gallic shrug}

You: "Pardonnay mwah, garkon. I said, Juh... Voodrais... To achtay... Some Christing... Queso."

Them: {Gallic shrug and condescending sneer}

You: "SELL ME SOME FUCKING CHEESE"

Them: "Ah, monsieur! You wanted cheese? Why did you not say so?! Here - we have the best selection of all the hypermarkets in Calais!"

And so another war is averted.
(Guizmeaux, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 18:12, archived)
# hahaha
but very useful
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 18:09, archived)
# arf
I got one of those tango mini announcers, was great till the wife confiscated it.
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 18:21, archived)