NO!
Dip it in custard. Everyone knows dry custard is waterproof and an afrodisiac to the opposite sex.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:08,
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hang on... how can i dip it in custard if i don't own it?
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:49,
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Craft one out of a marrow.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:14,
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