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# you see
this is where you are making the mistake, you will find that in every woman but you have to find the right one for you. The best sort and also the most rare is the b3tan bird!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 14:59, archived)
# B3ta birds are indeed rare :)
Indeed all women are unique, perfect and goddesses (except Rah-Rah Daddies girls from Surrey who annoy me)
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 15:03, archived)
# i'm a b3ta bird
but im already double booked

i can send you a spare? see above
(pussycat, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 15:08, archived)
# I'll take two.
One for the days and one for the nights. I'll pay postage. You're going to struggle with my letterbox though.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 15:11, archived)
# we will all
wait round the back playing naked volleyball till you get home
(pussycat, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 15:15, archived)
# Teaser
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 15:18, archived)
# Last time we spoke
you were due to come down to London with some baby oil I believe?
And... correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't that copnversation start with knitting needles as well???
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 15:14, archived)
# Yeah you are right
so what happened to you then? and wheres my baby oil? huh?
(pussycat, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 15:17, archived)
# How quickly can you get to London?
I don't think I can hold it much longer...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 15:18, archived)
# is the bottle
of baby oil that slippery?
about 2.5 hours....
(pussycat, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 15:22, archived)
# It could be...
OK, see you there
[edit] www.b3ta.com/board/8/7/5/5/4/5/ in case anyone wondered what I was on about...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 15:23, archived)