we get that all the time where i work'hi i've come for a long wait' - oh come back in 20 minutes, they'll be here then...
'can i have 2 meters of fallopian tube please?' - do you mean fluorescent tubes? 'no 2m of fallopian tube' ....oh...kaaay
'do you have any sky hooks?' - no but we do have ceiling hooks (man i'm a good salesman!) 'oh that must be what they wanted' *sells 5* - 5 minutes later - 'do you have the left handed version?' - sure *turns it around*
('can i have 2 meters of fallopian tube please?' - do you mean fluorescent tubes? 'no 2m of fallopian tube' ....oh...kaaay
'do you have any sky hooks?' - no but we do have ceiling hooks (man i'm a good salesman!) 'oh that must be what they wanted' *sells 5* - 5 minutes later - 'do you have the left handed version?' - sure *turns it around*
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 18 Jan 2009, 14:36,
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"tin of tartan paint""They only sell it up north"
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CanonCaliber A big bore,
Sun 18 Jan 2009, 15:30,
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