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[challenge entry] Hmmm sorry for the size

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(psylocyber 'shopping your mom...., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Hahaha
I wish it did work!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Like wireless electricity....
Wait, hang on!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witricity
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Excellent!
Haven't you already told me this though?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Yes, I believe I did.
Was it you that wanted a box to just put whatever you wanted into it and it would charge?

Who cares though, IT IS FUCKING WIRELESS ELECTRICITY!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:34, archived)
# That was me, yeah!
They will make it happen...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:39, archived)
# If only it were real.
In your face, pubs. With your FUCKING PRICES.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Best idea ever.
I am also awaiting the technology that will allow us to transfer biscuits via email.

ed: or a wireless toilet seat?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:24, archived)
# they have that in japan
but they aren't big biscuit eaters
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:26, archived)
# biscuit emails will be a terrible idea
I would be inundated with emails from people trying to get my current tea accompaniment - A Plain & White Belgian Chocolate Cookie
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:27, archived)
# I'd have to set up filters to block bourbon spam...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:29, archived)
# but you could have hobnobs coming out of your cd drive!
though crumbs would be a problem...
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:29, archived)
# *invests*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:24, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:31, archived)