Ahha
Perhaps if your name was (...quickly googles for the German of General...shit it's the same...) erm, General Violence! Hahaha.
Edit: Wait wait wait, lets try that again.
Perhaps if your name was General Gewalttätigkeit! Ahahahaa
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