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# anpshoes in 2009
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(AnpIvan2005, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:00, archived)
# What type of shoe would you recommend for me?
I want to look stylish and approachable, but I also want to be able to run away from penguins.

Edit: wate, it says 2009 on the subject line but 2008 in the text. THOSE ARE LAST YEAR'S PENGUIN-EVASION FOOTWARE ITEMS MISTER
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:03, archived)
# Ahaha
(muckluks notsureyet, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:15, archived)
# Do you have any shoes for a Grandma?
or possibly, squishing mimes?
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:05, archived)
# OH NO
www.vimeo.com/158850
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:08, archived)
# holy shit
its like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain.

Is that GMOS? er apparently not.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:15, archived)
# No dress. Can't be.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:22, archived)
# Hahahahahah
Nope. I think it's probably a b3tan, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:26, archived)
# I need big clown shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:05, archived)
# FP THIS RIGHT NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:09, archived)
# TELL HIM WHAT TYPE OF SHOES YOU NEED
SO HE CAN SERVE YOU BETTER
(Your message may be recorded for training purposes.)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:10, archived)
# I'm a quadruple amputee you cunt.
Got any scarves?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:10, archived)
# Hahaha
SOOOO close to clicking "I like this!"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:12, archived)
# me too... but I've got an excuse
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:13, archived)
# that insured my click
how much for a stump-job?
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:17, archived)
# I prefer to call it a "Phantom Wank"
It's yours if you take me to the toilet after.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:19, archived)
# bwahahhhahhh...again...bwahhahhhhahhhahhahhhhhhhahhhaha
*tries to breath.,...can.t
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.bwahhhahhhahhhahhhahhhhhahhhhahhhha
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.*is dead
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.reminds me of jokelet...."what do you get a man with no arms and legs for Christmas?"
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:13, archived)
# haha, glad it had such an effect...
is the answer "cancer"?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:23, archived)
# all the luck
t shirt & KNICKERS
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:30, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:34, archived)
# I have an inquiry:
Due to a birth defect I have a third leg (Jacque de Pegg syndrome), it's located in between the other two where my vagina should be.

The interesting thing is that it is neither a right foot or a left foot, it is straight. Would it be possible for you to supply a triplet of shoes that suit my needs?

Many thanks,
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:16, archived)
# ah, Jake the Peg brings back many a happy memory.
I dressed up as him one halloween, with real-looking third leg.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:18, archived)
# rofl is all the awesome
jake the peg on the tubes
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:27, archived)
# haha, just watched it, but cheers
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:29, archived)
# *makes note...k3 used to have a vagina

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.*thinks
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.*fwaps furiously
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:19, archived)
# it would be nice.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:26, archived)
# ONE DAY, ALL MEN WILL BE BORN THIS WAY
*would have lower cased for the above but is too pissed/drunk/lazy to edit
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:34, archived)
# or this?
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 5:41, archived)
# DEEDLE EEDLE DEEDLE DUM
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:42, archived)
# FUCKING SHOES ARE FUCKING TOO FUCKING OLD!!! YOU FUCKING SELL FUCKING DICK FUCKING NOW!
MAKE FUCKING MONEY FUCKING FAST!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:22, archived)
# you sound like my inbox
its you, its you!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 24 Jan 2009, 4:24, archived)