now with added CFB
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)

Congratulations.

( Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)

Thank you very much.
Hello Daily Mail! Don't leech images without asking for permission or consent first, please.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)

Hahahaha
Quality
( elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)

arf!

( epiphany ooooo eeeee what up with that? What up with that?, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)

This is more than likely true
/busdriver
( maiden is Too Drunk to (give a) Fuck, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)

hahaha
:D

*cleek*
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:28, archived)

so lovely i wont knock it down the board with mine

( Radio Active Tea, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:32, archived)

I'd have thought being extinct would be a bigger problem.

( mofaha, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)

depends how badly you need a wank

( Radio Active Tea, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)

Indeed!
*fwaps*
( WiL 's cat has decided he is an indoors cat now..., Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)

?

( mofaha, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)

:D

( elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:38, archived)

not being able to wank
or write it down must have been frustrating
( Radio Active Tea, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:39, archived)

Haha!
Hugh Grant syndrome?

;)
( WiL 's cat has decided he is an indoors cat now..., Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)

:D

( Killerkitti Don't care what you think, you think I care, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)

hahaha

( epiphany ooooo eeeee what up with that? What up with that?, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)

You need WANK-HANDS ON BROOMSTICKS!
New from JML. Probably.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)

for some reason I'm now imagining mary poppins singing
"wank hands on broomsticks! shit filled mittens! these are a few of my favourite things!"
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)

I would buy them
and i currently have normal sized arms
( Radio Active Tea, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)

This is lacking fur and tits

( epiphany ooooo eeeee what up with that? What up with that?, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)

yeth mathster
*throws switch to lightning conductor*
( Radio Active Tea, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:51, archived)

ha ha ha
WANK! :D
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 22:48, archived)

yay i is in ure profile
umm.. drawin ure skugasour
( Radio Active Tea, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 23:03, archived)

Tru fax

( Fitznicely into a thimble, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)

Hahaha
that's terrific!
( Barbarossa See you next year, b3ta!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)

Another *click*..
nice one!
(FunkYourself, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:00, archived)

True but still funny
Stick a Travel West Midlands logo on it somewhere and it's perfect!
(Jamie and his magic bat You can bump n' grind, it is good for your mind, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:23, archived)

Genius
Someone should start a farcebook campaign to get these put up on bus stops
(DrNibdy, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 21:31, archived)

haha, but...
www.b3ta.com/board/9123594
(polished turd wants a tragic blowchomp, but not before, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:26, archived)

Haha, I probably saw this at the time
but I had no memory of it. Apologies if I subliminally nicked your joke, though.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:35, archived)

R.O.F.L.Z.Z.Z
That is all
(Smaug rocked out with his cock out on:, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:28, archived)

Private Eye reader?

If not, you should contact them to see if they have any jobs going; you make the same type of jokes as one of their cartoonist.

Very samey in fact...
(Bueller, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:55, archived)

Honestly? No.
I like Ian Hislop on HIGNFY, but find Private Eye the magazine a little smug for my tastes. So no, I didn't steal this from there. Thanks for your snide comment though!
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:37, archived)

www.dailymail.co.uk/home/index.html

The Daily Mail are linking to the bigger version.

Goatse time?

edit: yes. www.b3ta.com/links/Ive_just_goatsed_the_Daily_Mail

Hello Daily Mail!
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 7:58, archived)

... I should point out, the Click For Bigger here is safe.
I changed it before being nasty to the Daily Mail.

edit: they've dumped their link now, all versions of this picture are safe to view. Apologies to anyone who got an unexpected goatse, but that might teach the Daily Mail that they shouldn't leech images without asking for permission or consent first.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:58, archived)