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# Superbowlololol


*Awaits imminent pan:face interaction*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 23:29, archived)
# He got done for speeding afterwards
The policeman told him to pullover.
(Tribs likes ketchup, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 23:30, archived)
# He was also getting a little hot with all the skiing.
This made him a sweater.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 23:32, archived)
# hot under the collar?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 23:34, archived)
# The shock made him drive his vehicle into a large bank of soil, which buried it
He had to get a shovel and spent some time car diggin'.
(Tribs likes ketchup, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 23:36, archived)
# That's just over the top!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 23:39, archived)
#
Bloody 'ell!
(I helped save b3ta! oldpeopleinthecemetery, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Took me a while to cotton on to this whole pun thing.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 23:41, archived)
# I bought my jokes at Woolies
(Tribs likes ketchup, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 23:44, archived)
# So you just followed the sheep, then?
Fair enough, though, I like a good yarn.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Good good, not many have the attention spin
Depending on how many u-knits of alcohol they've had.
(Tribs likes ketchup, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Stop needling me.
Purl-ease.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 23:47, archived)
# This thread is getting tenuous
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 23:49, archived)
# It's sew-sew.
(Tribs likes ketchup, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Seams like there's a little life left yet.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Yeah, I usually just arrive at the tailor these punfights
(Tribs likes ketchup, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 23:55, archived)
# You bespoke too soon!
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 23:58, archived)
# a-HEM
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Stop smocking him
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 0:02, archived)
# weave it out
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Too late to try and canvas full support
I'm running out
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 0:01, archived)
# its nylon impossible to think of any more
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 0:01, archived)
# I have to keep bobbin up and down this page to check if you have.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 0:05, archived)
# is it a bit
over dressed now?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 0:09, archived)
# It's not too bad, needs to be ruffled up a bit though.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 0:10, archived)
# was that
an off the cuff remark?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 0:13, archived)
# He should be put in his cotton allowed to have a nap
I'll import some more puns from camel-haired shipyard.
(Still on offer : Poly, Ester, Lin'en the rest of her friends, I told my friend this thread was drying up and he said "Vel, vet it zen!")
(Tribs likes ketchup, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 0:07, archived)
# I need to ask my friend Richard for some more puns.
He's fab, Rick, he always comes up with one you don't expect.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 0:13, archived)
# hahaha
well plaid
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 0:14, archived)
# I've been away,
smoking a cigar - meant I missed most of the action here.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 0:16, archived)
# !
there's some barrel left to scrape yet
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 0:18, archived)
# I Felt a great disturbance in the Force at that one
Kind of a re-flax action.
(Tribs likes ketchup, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 0:18, archived)
#
Appears to be based around text. I'll check it out.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Check the Bible for cloth puns
Especially Juteronomy.
(Tribs likes ketchup, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Wow, this pun thread can ex-spandex-traordinarily if allowed
(Tribs likes ketchup, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Lurex-ellant at this.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 0:32, archived)
# better than being, vel, our-ful
(Tribs likes ketchup, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 0:36, archived)
# The Bible puts a strain on my moral fibre.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Fur enough.
(Tribs likes ketchup, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 0:32, archived)
# I felt the same.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Bin used!
www.b3ta.com/board/9146699

The end is looming...
(Tribs likes ketchup, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Velvety smooth usage, I didn't see it there, satin the title.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 0:36, archived)
# I'm just sat here waiting for the snow, leaning on my window sil'k-illing time
Let's release some bulls an'gor'a few bullfighters!
(Tribs likes ketchup, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 0:39, archived)
# alright
can we wrap this up now? it's wearing a little thin
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 0:42, archived)
# I'm dyeing here.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 0:43, archived)
# It's certainly the worstedition of b3ta so far
And we're arguing like Tweed-le Dum and Tweed-le Dee.
(Tribs likes ketchup, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 0:46, archived)
# This lace is nearing the finishing twine.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 0:54, archived)
# And it's getting lat,exactly why it should end
(Tribs likes ketchup, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 0:57, archived)
# I'm a-braid so.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 0:58, archived)
# Pah, serving these up to you on a plaitter
(Tribs likes ketchup, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 1:02, archived)
# Suits me just fine.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 1:07, archived)
# Jacket in, this thread is pants
What a waist, coat it out.
(Tribs likes ketchup, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 1:10, archived)
# no need to get shirty
im weaving anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Socks to be you!
(Tribs likes ketchup, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 1:13, archived)
# You need a good shoeing.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 1:14, archived)
# How very petti, coat your losses!
Darned good punfight though. I might have to re-boot this comp.
Will you give up if I slipp'er bribe in your hand?
(Tribs likes ketchup, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 1:16, archived)
# arrrrgh
i almost escaped off the page

(no puns included)
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Hehehe, yes. I'm feeling quilt-y about not getting to bed.
As bidden i'm off. This is getting linked to in my profile. *Glees*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 1:23, archived)
# Of Corset is!
(Tribs likes ketchup, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 1:26, archived)
# zip it
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 1:15, archived)
# I thought it was belting. I hope you're not buckling, it's almost top-notch.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 1:13, archived)
# too much!
i off to bed now, cya
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Sisal gone to your head?
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 1:17, archived)
# There's a carpet of snow around my house already.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Look we don't needle this commotion
just admire this beautifully spun thread.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 23:51, archived)
# binspun
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 23:53, archived)
# That's funny
I'm in stitches.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 23:54, archived)
# really?
im sew bored
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Sounds like your trying to selvage any remnants
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 0:03, archived)
# me too, as long as they aren't too much of a fabrication
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Ooo, are you a cloth-et punner too?
(Tribs likes ketchup, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 23:52, archived)
# counterspang!
+2 points
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Yeah but the policeman couldn't follow him over the fence,
he wasn't a jumper.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Oh for fuck's sake, that took me far too long.
Ironically, he was born in Jersey, but he had to move because they didn't have enough mountains.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 23:33, archived)
#
move sleeve
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 23:37, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 23:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 23:39, archived)
# two can play at that game...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Hahahaha
Top work.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 0:01, archived)
# ta
turned out better than expected for five minutes work
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 0:06, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech twitter.com/eclectech, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 23:55, archived)