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# Nobody has EVER made a reference to needing a shit on Star Trek
I bet they just beam it out onto other ships and run away.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:21, archived)
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I always assumed it was just taken out you body when you were beamed. That way no-one ever needs a crap, so it also explains why there are no toilets :)

It also explains why ensign/rookie xxxx is always so willing to be beamed on to a mission where they just know they are going to die... At least they die empty
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:55, archived)