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[challenge entry] At last a challenge I can get my teeth into..
Uphill gardener
Uphill gardener.
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(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:10, archived)
# woo
That is a fuck of a big hill!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:11, archived)
# she
could just be very small
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:16, archived)
# or, indeed
a very long way away. no hang on, that doesn't work does it. pah! i don't car, it's lovely and sunny and i'm off home in a bit
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:18, archived)
# Toodlepip!
i'm off now. If anyone fancies a pint, I'll be sunning myself on Brighton beach in about an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:19, archived)
# Are you going to the "east beach"?
Or should I pack some trunks?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:20, archived)
# lucky you
if i wasn't a) in cambridge and b) about to trek 3 hours up the M1...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:21, archived)
# maybe its not a hill,
but a giant green wheel, which is perpetually turning, cursing her to spend the rest of her life pushing a large hedgehog in a wheelbarrow, till she dies and they both fall off, at which point paul danielswill scoop them up in a JCB and deposit them on the banks of the river Kwai.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:20, archived)
# meybe its an escalator and shes
going the wrong way
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:24, archived)
# nice..
very sisyphic..

THREADJACK!
I'm in a weird mood. Although I don't really have a use for it, here's the suicide methods FAQ, always good for a few laughs. Some have been tried, some have not..


this one has been tried recently:

37. BEING BURNED UP IN UNPROTECTED RE-ENTRY (silly)
Time: probably a few minutes
Available: if you happen to be able to get into orbit
Certainty: about as certain as you can get!
Notes: Just go for a spacewalk in a low earth orbit, and decelerate
enough to enter the atmosphere. You'll get a great view...
(radja, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:20, archived)