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[challenge entry] James knew that to continue would mean a big lifestyle change

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(dognutz, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:29, archived)
# dammit
b3tan down the board
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(dognutz, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:30, archived)
# probalby b3tan about 10 times
if you spazz.
sorry, just already bored with this challenge, nowt personal
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:35, archived)
# oh but it is personal...
only your talent at woo yays and associated frippery saves you from certain doom.

nah, you're right, it's shit :)
(dognutz, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:52, archived)
# what is
an uphill gardener?
(I helped save b3ta! wingphil, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:39, archived)
# I was too hung over to go to work today so i did my laundry instead
When I get the stuff out of the washing machine I sort it into 3 piles - the black sock pile, the black t-shirt pile and the black skanky pant pile.

Except I was so hungover I kept putting the skanky pants in the sock pile, the socks in the t-shirt pile and the t-shirts in the skanky pants pile.

So by the time I'd finished sorting them I had to start all over again. Arse.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:33, archived)