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[challenge entry] Quickly and poorly done...


...but surely the two most important instruments in any band.

afternoon folks

From the Euphemisms challenge. See all 381 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:42, archived)
# Hairy banjo & pink oboe!
woo to that!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:43, archived)
# clarinet me thinks
.
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:46, archived)
# nope...
...it's an oboe.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:47, archived)
# i tink you'll find its a clarinet
an oboe has a very thin reed at the top. a clarinet has a mouthpiece with a thicker reed.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:49, archived)
# seconded
.
(cattleprod, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:49, archived)
# IT'S A FUCKING OBOE, RIGHT!!!
...AND I'LL KICK THE FUCK OUT OF ANYONE THAT DISAGREES WITH ME... OK?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:49, archived)
# now there is a man who is VERY serious
about his instrument.

fnar.
(martian, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:51, archived)
# It's a clarinet
I promise - I've got one.

please don't hurt me....
(BadgerJuice, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:51, archived)
# RIGHT, THAT'S IT...
...YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD!!!!

for the purposes of this very poor joke... can we just assume it's an oboe - that way no-one gets hurt
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:52, archived)
# ok
'its an oboe right enough'
*wink*
(I helped save b3ta! wingphil, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:54, archived)
# Ouch!
..yeah ok, for the sake of artistic integrity (and humour!) it's an oboe : FACT

:-)
(BadgerJuice, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:56, archived)
# Someone post and oboe ......
PLEASE? It'll settle the issue once and for all......
(Badabing, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:51, archived)
# oboe vs clarinet


oboe



clarinet
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:54, archived)
# This
be an Oboe



(cattleprod, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:54, archived)
# There are only two types of people that give a fuck...
...oboe players and clarinet players.

The rest of us really couldn't care less.

fucking pedantic woodwind bastards...
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:55, archived)
# im neither
i used to play the flute though, and played in a crappy wind orchestra (that doesnt involve farting).

i play the guitar now though so im cool. yes indeed.

can someone photoshop a Hoboe now? I would, but I cant.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:57, archived)
# Well
pink oboe, pink clarinet - still looks like a cock, right?
(BadgerJuice, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:59, archived)
# I think...
...you'll find it was an oboe all along anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 17:01, archived)
# Ok
now you're just messin' with my head!
:-)
(BadgerJuice, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 17:05, archived)
# oops.
we've dishonoured his instrument.

*snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:52, archived)
# Is that a picture of Acker Bilk the
famous Oboe player?
(Badabing, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:53, archived)
# It's not, you know.
An oboe looks the same but has a wee metal pipe instead of a recorder style mouthpiece.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:50, archived)
# Is that .....
George Best on the Banjo?
(Badabing, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:46, archived)
# And does the banjo
have one string?
(cattleprod, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:48, archived)