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[challenge entry] Gerald's wife never suspected that he was really a fudge-nudger

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(BadgerJuice, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:43, archived)
# he's just lovin'
nudgin that fudge
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:44, archived)
# If...
..he's nudging the fudge, who's packing it?
(pen-al™, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:45, archived)
# I was
going to do 'fudge packer', but I couldn't find any decent pictures of people packing things!

(not before I got bored anyway)
(BadgerJuice, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:48, archived)
# I remember
a trip round Cadbury world a few years ago. We were on a canal trip and had mored up in
bourneville (which sounds like code for summat
batty) and made the mistake of getting good
and stoned before we went to see.

And there he was, taking fingers of fudge off the conveyor belt and loading up the boxes.

My mate and I just pissed there and then, the bloke just turned around and said :

"I know lads, I know."

And we pissed some more.
(I helped save b3ta! bowdie, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 17:04, archived)
# hahahah
(BadgerJuice, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 17:08, archived)
# erm
bournville is dark chocolate isn't it?
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 17:17, archived)
# yes,
but it's also the village where the Cadbury factory is.
(I helped save b3ta! bowdie, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 17:24, archived)
# that is so fucking stupid, and blindingly obvious.
but inexplicably hilarious! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:45, archived)