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# pffh he couldn't even fight off a headache with asprin
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# This.
I met Bruce Lee in the pub the other day. Cunt was looking at my bird so I dropped him like a spud.

Fucking weedy little cunt.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# You wander round dropping potatoes?
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Of course.
What the bloody hell do YOU do, Sir?
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:46, archived)
# fondle carrots.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Racist.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:55, archived)
# *sobs*
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Nooo
He was given the Death Touch, which disrupted his internal organs, because he was about to expose the connection between the Reptilian Shapeshifting Triads and Dairylea Triangles.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# I never trusted those cows!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:18, archived)