Could I just take this moment to pronounce my undying hatred od IKEA?I spend two hours in there trying to get one item. I get fucked about by customer services, my number was 1236 for sodsake, then I get to the forth check out that doesn't close on me or only take cash or will only serve me if I'm wearing a gimp mask I finally wait in the twenty long queue and the evil fuckers start playing Dusty Springfield's Take Another Little Piece of My Heart!
BASTARDS!
I hope that made up for this morning's fluffiness in one long sentance.
(BASTARDS!
I hope that made up for this morning's fluffiness in one long sentance.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:36,
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*aaaaah*Thank you:P
95p for a sodding 'hotdog' I saw late night Piccadilly Circus ratburger vendors looking on in disgust.
EDIT: I had to run back in to the warehouse section as I'd left my book there. Already replaced it once.
(95p for a sodding 'hotdog' I saw late night Piccadilly Circus ratburger vendors looking on in disgust.
EDIT: I had to run back in to the warehouse section as I'd left my book there. Already replaced it once.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:40,
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sorry to hear that, old chap.great song, mind...
In fact, I'm listening to it now
(In fact, I'm listening to it now
enceladus,
Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:41,
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YeahBut the 60's would have slit their wrist if they'd heard Another Brick in the Wall piped into the car park of such an establishment.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:43,
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No they were actually playing Another Brick.Money would have been ironic though.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:46,
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oh god...I thought you were joking. The person who sorts out the music is having a laugh at all the sheeple shopping!
*shops at Ikea too, sometimes*
(*shops at Ikea too, sometimes*
enceladus,
Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:51,
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Dear sir,I share your pain. I live within 10 minutes of an IKEA and although I can count on the fingers of one sodding hand the number of things I own from there, I have spent way too many hours being carted around the fucking place for no reason at all.
Mind you, I could do with another bookshe... NO! DAMMIT!!
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Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:42,
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Mind you, I could do with another bookshe... NO! DAMMIT!!
Another one?!You do realise you'd have to buy a second book! Or, I suppose, you could just put an IKEA catelog on it.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:44,
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Their showrooms always remind me of a J.D.Wethersoons for that reason.
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Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:47,
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Yays JD WetherspoonI always go there if I want to hang out with alcoholics on dole day or illegal immigrants hawking the fruit machines!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:49,
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I am ashamed to say......that many years ago I used to go to the one in Leicester Sq quite a bit.
Moon Under Water? Moon on the Moon? Moon over My-Hammy? Moon in my Vulva?
I dunno what it was called.
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Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:52,
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Moon Under Water? Moon on the Moon? Moon over My-Hammy? Moon in my Vulva?
I dunno what it was called.
Were u buying a New Desk???If so please Post Pic!!!
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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets,
Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:44,
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My slat crisis wall well documented on the board:P riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:55,
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The same ones you were trying to get weeks ago?
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:55,
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yupI finally have them. The cleaner, I've just discovered, has thrown the metal struts out from the basement. Hohum.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:57,
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