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[challenge entry] 'snorts'

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(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)
# hahahahaeeuew!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)
# I had some of those just the other night
with 2 steak and kidney puddings with chips.
Not even pig can put me off pudding, peas and chips.

Edit:// I think the addition of pig would be better. Ham with peas, mmmm, with steak and lamb. I'm such a carnivore.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)
# ah, I still eat them
absolutely blinding with steak as well
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)
# You're such a traitor
You're totally not going on the wall o' regret this year if you don't buck up your ideas young man
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)
# 'rebels'
ooh another b3ta bash, no more excuses I think I shall get a swanky train/bus ticket booked
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Oh god...could it BE?!
Do it man! THINGS may depend on it!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)
# what about STUFF?
stuff can be vital!
'signs up'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)
# ARGHHHHH
YES :D

Edit: And after May I expect that sig to be changing appropriately ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)
# ^this
mushy peas are ace
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Yum Yum...

* Cheesy-Peas
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Hahaha
Mushy peas is pea rape!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)
# I'm having posh bangers and mash tonight.
And it's going to be lush.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:12, archived)
# cor!
sounds tasty
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)
# I know. I can't wait.
I've had two days on the sick with a near-death* experience, so Mrs Vagabond's spoiling me.

Which is nice.

*Heavy cold
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)
# If it is post bangers and mash you have to sing
'Lets all preambulate down THe Strand. One is in possession of a banana'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Or after some fine port and whiskey
"Indicate the path to my abode
I'm fatigued and I wish to retire,
I partook in liquid refreshment sixty minutes ago
And it's gone right to my cerefenfeniculum
Whereever I may perambulate,
Through land or sea or agitated water,
You will always hear me humming this melodium;
'Indicate the path to my abode'"

EDIT: Though I think the term "One is in possession of a banana" is used far too infrequently these days.

*makes mental note to use it more*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)
# HAHAHHA
show me the top of my home
its rooftiles are falling on my head...
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Bacon Slurm
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Yet another reason not to eat those
In other news, you know you've been on b3ta too much when you see a sign for 'The Coachmaker's Arms' and read it as 'Cockmaker's'....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)
# My dad used to run the Coachmakers in
Newport Pagnell. But I suspect that there is more than one ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)
# No, it was that one :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)
# ooh smashing.
I lived in the roof for about a year.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)
# and did you change the sign to Cockmakers when you left?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
# that deserves a
pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Anti-Fritzl?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
# hehe.
Yeah. I split up with my Mrs ( we are married again, don't ask )

And thought it would be a top idea to go and live in my dad's pub.
I have very fond memories of that roof. It's nice living in a 16th century coaching house but murder on your head when you are pissed and the Purlins ( huge beams ) are 5ft from the floor.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Heh, 5ft?
I'd barely be scalped... ;)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Jesus that would trim me off at the ribcage...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)
# My dad makes the best mushy peas in the world.
It's lovely on toast.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)
# hahaha
urgh
note to self: don't eat whilst surfing b3ta this week
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)