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# well? what's stopping y'all goin up them thar hills and licking all their fruity flavoured rock?
(, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# chores.
kids always have chores.
(, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 16:43, archived)
# maybe well behaved 1950's american tv kids
these days they just got tv games, drugs and hookers

why in my day we'd lick 'em till sundown, and then lick 'em some more.

and the rocks too
(, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 16:46, archived)
# I'm not allowed to lick rocks anymore.
(, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)
# well, yeah it is a pretty strange thing to do, come to think of it
no more rock licking for me!
(, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 16:46, archived)
# You should try licking windows
its much better
(, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 16:48, archived)
# I used to, I just got sick of the taste of ice cream
(, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 16:49, archived)
# You're doing it wrong!
wait untill just after the windows have been cleaned

free Windolene
(, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)
# my mucous is windolene!
that's how I used to clean the windows
(, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Elephants swear by it.
(, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 16:48, archived)
# those foreign elephants, with their long noses and big ears
up to no good, I'm certain
(, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 16:49, archived)
# I read that as 'fruity flavoured cock'
Too.much.B3ta.
(, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 16:46, archived)
# one can never have too much b3ta
well, unless you crack a really offensive joke at a funeral and it goes silent and everyone just stares at you.

and you are like "HAHA This trifle's great!" and etc.
(, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 16:47, archived)
# HA! HA! HAH. HAH. HAAAAH. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
*shits all on everything*

I'm not allowed to go to funerals anymore.
(, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)
# that's really sad
you'll have to kill everyone and have a big happy funeral!
(, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 16:51, archived)