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(1.618..., Sat 21 Mar 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Super Cooling Magnet.
Fuuuucck yeaaaah.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 18:19, archived)
# I has big cryomagnet at work
Wheeeee!

Drinks liquid helium like it's going out of fashion and can go to five Tesla. It also has a SQUID. I love my work.

AND

I just got evry episode of Monkey Dust sent to me! Woooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 21 Mar 2009, 18:32, archived)
# What do you do with this big cryomagnet?
I would pray to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 18:43, archived)
# I measure the magnetic properties of new compounds.
We've got the only one in Switzerland that regularly is used for chemistry (apart from the one at the EPFL). It means I collaborate like a Frenchman.
It's basically a generator. You have a coil and you move a sample in it, thus it generates an electric current. Except it uses superconductors everywhere and (in some models) can detect as few as ten atoms changing their state at a time.
But, for all of this, it's just two large boxes in my lab with a computer on it...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 21 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)
# YAY! You win today's award for
The Most Interesting But Totally Unfathomable Job.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)
# I don't understand it either.
But I don't tell them that...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 21 Mar 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Thusly?
Photobucket
(Guizmeaux, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 21 Mar 2009, 18:51, archived)
# HAHA! YES.
I would be doing exactly this, all day long.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 18:57, archived)
# HAIL LORD OF MAGNET.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Ha!
Everyone at work thinks it's a magic box and that just by handing me the sample, the entire mysery of science has been solved.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 21 Mar 2009, 18:50, archived)
# FUCKING SQUIDDY MAGNET
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Half the groups I collaborate with are Chinese...
This made me lol...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 21 Mar 2009, 18:52, archived)
# yay!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 19:02, archived)
# yellow anus powers the laser beamz
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 18:20, archived)
# urgh thats exactly how my insides feel...
*dies*
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)
# WHat is that warning for?
WARNING: Cat's anus?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)
# needs to be longer
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 18:23, archived)
# IStock Photo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 18:24, archived)
# In that case I'd like one photo of a potato, one of a balloon and one of Mila Kunis.
'Kay, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Which one?
www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/the-new-mila-kunis.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 18:30, archived)
# First one. Much cuter.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Well she's gone Ttssattsr
gone forever
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 18:47, archived)
# lost.. for all time
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 18:50, archived)
#
Your wish

is my

command
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 18:33, archived)
# That'll be £1200.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Woooooooorth it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Is that the chick from That 70's Show?
When did she get the scoliosis?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)
# I never knew you stocked photos
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Really?
What gave it away?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Haha
Not a poop joke in sight
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 18:25, archived)
# What do you run on
Rocket Morten?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 18:26, archived)
# :)
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)
# LASER.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)