A shit stapler!
This is a great concept. You genius.
How about a shit molded into the shape of an actual shit? Now that would mess with their heads. But a stapler. I can see him pounding on it with a bad result.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 3:04,
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A stapler made of shit?
or a stapler used to staple shit together? Or perhaps, uses special shit staples?
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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway...,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 4:03,
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