Took way too long - i actually screencapped everything from an emulator. Best old game EVER
Never trust the freshness of dumpster turkeys:

From the Computer Games: The Grim Reality challenge. See all 287 entries (closed)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 23:13, archived)
Shouting CHICKEN every few seconds.
I threw up in a shower later that evening.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 23:17, archived)
Despite the fact to authetically replicate the sample you have to replace your larynx with tinfoil.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 23:22, archived)
I'll be shouting voiceover quotes from NBA Jam on the SNES.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 23:23, archived)
"From downtown!"
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 23:26, archived)