I am a dry stone waller,
All day I drystone wall
And of all the kind of walling
Dry stone walling's worst of all!
Thank you Pam Ayres, for that.
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Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:02,
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And of all the kind of walling
Dry stone walling's worst of all!
Thank you Pam Ayres, for that.
But ironically,
A Vagabond used the right accent in his response. FREAKY FRIDAY THURSDAY!
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Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:04,
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I think having Friday on a Thursday
is a sign of how efficient the Great British Public really is ...
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Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:05,
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Too right!
You'd never get those lazy French bastards doing that! They would just strike or something. Lazy cheese eating surrender monkeys.
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Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:06,
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Pam Ayres is a wonder :D
Not as much as Philip Larkin though!
They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.
But they were fucked up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another's throats.
Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don't have any kids yourself.
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Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:03,
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They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.
But they were fucked up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another's throats.
Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don't have any kids yourself.
It isn't a hat if it isn't at a jaunty angle!
It is merely a covering!
TRUFAX!
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Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:07,
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TRUFAX!
:D
the extent to which something is a hat is directly proportional to the jauntiness of the wearing
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Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:09,
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what if you have a misshapen head?
my hat always looks jaunty when in fact its covering my abnormality
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Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:13,
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