b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Message 9349072 (Thread)

# :D
How do you manage to sneak out early, you swine?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)
# just get drunk in the office
if anyone asks, tell them in a calm voice that you know you have a serious problem and you're trying to deal with it

then carry on drinking
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)
# I like this plan.
*switches on intercom*

Rosemary, bring me the *good* Chablis, would you?
No, one case should do it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)
# I get to shit on my desk every day using that one.
:)
(waxdart hello., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Cos I start at 8
which is ungodly
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Fuck, that's just wrong.
I didn't even get up till 8.30 this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Yeah
but it's great at 4 oc clock when I bugger off to the pub an hour before anyone else!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Swings and roundabouts...
I'm with you.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)
# I start at 7:50am
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)