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[challenge entry] CALVIN AND TEH REAL HALF MAN, HALF SLIM FLY BISCUIT


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tetering off the edge of relevent.. tho here goes.

From the Computer Games: The Grim Reality challenge. See all 283 entries (closed)

(artesia if a badger crawled out my arse, i'd call it jesus, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 3:50, archived)
# erm...
WUT?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 3:53, archived)
# hahahaha
Fear me you lord and lady preachers
I descend upon your earth from the skies
I command your very souls you unbelievers
Bring before me what is mine
The sour cream and chives...

edit: dave arneson is dead
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 11 Apr 2009, 4:01, archived)
# I don't really inderstand this...
at all.

But I like it anyway. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 4:08, archived)
# the fly & half man half biscuit :)
www.imdb.com/title/tt0091064/plotsummary

&

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLQr3GKxC3w
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Half_Man_Half_Biscuit

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calvin_and_Hobbes
(artesia if a badger crawled out my arse, i'd call it jesus, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 4:13, archived)
# Aaaaah
I see. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 4:16, archived)
# THE RIDDLE HAS BEEN SOLVED.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 4:18, archived)
# YOUR FACE HAS BEEN SOLVED
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 4:24, archived)
# my last response to a your face joke did not go down well.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 11 Apr 2009, 4:25, archived)
# Should I ask what it was?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 4:25, archived)
# up to you I suppose, you have to weigh up how much you want to know
against the possible offence you may take at the possible answers.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 11 Apr 2009, 4:26, archived)
# Hmm...okay.
I'm a bit too lazy for all that thinking and what not.


I'm watching terrible stand-up on Comedy Central.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 4:29, archived)
# It's a little known fact in america that a televison does come with an off button.
(for anyone that cares, I typed that in a jeremy clarkson voice)

and my response was "you'd like to ride it" she hasn't responded to me since.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 11 Apr 2009, 4:32, archived)
# I know it comes with an off button.
I just don't feel like turning it off. Plus, the show changed now. Clerks is on in a bit! :] (Hahah, I'm so Jersey)
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 4:36, archived)
# Jerk.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 4:29, archived)
# :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 4:30, archived)
# YOU HURT MY FEELINGS AGAIN, YOU UTTER DICKBELCH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 4:31, archived)
# ONO IGNORETIEM LOL
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 11 Apr 2009, 4:32, archived)
# MY IGNORING FINGER IS GETTING TWITCHY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 4:33, archived)
# Okay now that's just mean...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 4:39, archived)
# Achievement unlocked:
Be a cunt.

+100,000,000,000 points.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 4:42, archived)
# :[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 4:44, archived)
# c:
C:
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 4:52, archived)
# Hahaha
this really happened
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 4:19, archived)