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[challenge entry] Is there always a sale on?

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(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)
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Damn armchair generals pilots
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Ace.
There is always a sale on, but only about 12 sofas are on offer at any one time.

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)
# The one's they cant sell?
Because they are always hideous or so poorly made an ant farting would cause it to break...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)
# They're fucking rubbish as well
My mum bought one (full-price, the numpty) and it was knackered after 18 months.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:15, archived)
# hats off
to your Dad, the dirty dog!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)
# That snowspeeder has no business in that kind of terrain
It reminds me of the old Ronnie Corbett joke as well:

"The producer rang me... I remember the day well, because it was the day Allied Carpets weren't having a sale."
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Wow, Ronnie Corbett said a funny joke?
I always skip his little monalogue to camera
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)
# As a kid I hated them
Now I'm all grows up I love them
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Yeah, but Ronnie Barkers where it's at
Band members and comedy acts always die in the wrong order
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)