Bent Coppers:Ian and Iain Bent are brothers and are both policemen. One is corrupt and one is gay. Both of them are afflicted by curvature of the spine. And they're made of copper. They're law enforcement robots from the future.
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Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:26,
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in the future, names are rationed
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:28,
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More peopleless names to go round.
It makes sense.
(It makes sense.
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:30,
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Fruit and NutIan Fruit and Iain Nut are flatmates. Ian Fruit is allergic to nuts while Iain Nut is allergic to fruit. Ian Fruit is a homosexual whilst Iain Nut is criminally insane. Each week Iain Nut puts pieces of fruit and nut chocolate in both their food.
With hilarious consequences.
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Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:34,
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With hilarious consequences.
BBC 3 would buy bothof themas long either Horden and Corne or Ralf Little appear in them
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:48,
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