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# My work have installed a new b3ta-blocker...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:01, archived)
# Yes. It's called Tuesday:P
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:02, archived)
# The cat is called Tuesday

How obscure?

"Tuesday cat is full of fail"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Wednesday cat's been sent to Jail
Thursday cat's in the lib-rar-y
Friday cat is scratching fleas
Saturday cat is watching out
cos Sunday cat's contracted gout
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:05, archived)
# Two things I don't like about that article
1) I've been to deal. It'd be a long stretch of the imagination to think that any of it's residents could read let alone have a library.
2) Is it just mean but 'customer' sounds wrong for a library? Readers, guests, borrowers, homeless maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:09, archived)
# perhaps the librarian does 'extras'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:09, archived)
# Well I hear a few of their books give happy endings:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:10, archived)
# We are supposed to think of our students as customers
which is wrong if you ask me, gives the impression that you pay money and receive a product (i.e. a degree).
(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Sadly that's pretty much what universities are these days.
cash cows.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
# definitely on the postgrad side
no-one fails that. Undergrad however I like to play the "how many of the ones I think are irritating can I fail in a year?" game
(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)
# I is from deal
An i cun reed as gud as i cun rite
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:47, archived)
# What happened to Monday's Cat?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
# we never speak of it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Wednesday's cat is full of new compoy mirth.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:05, archived)
# did it get off on a technicality then?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:06, archived)
# or a technicattery.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:09, archived)
# ha!
I have a bad feline about this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:10, archived)
# haha this is most woo
kittys ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:02, archived)
# Floppy Pussy FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:04, archived)
# hmmmm, floppy dripping wet furry pussy's
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Is that your real name?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Floppy Bob dripping wet furry pussy D'poo poo
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:20, archived)
# Haha
pron cat
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:03, archived)
# haha
when did the spocksaver pun turn up on the fp - I'm sure the runners came straight after the dalek cops initially?

IS THERE NO LOGIC TO THIS PLACE?

also - Orange bollocks FTW

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:03, archived)
# hahaha
he's playing lion!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:11, archived)
# he has his pride
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:12, archived)
# *groans*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Did we take an extra pun pill this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:20, archived)
# I chose the red one
I also got more sleep last night and pissed off a nobheaded Merc driver on the way to work so IT'S A GOOD DAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:22, archived)
# it's underneath the runners becaue it was posted a day earlier
fp is in order of time/date posted
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Hehehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Now I wouldn't mind one of those on my screen
I could sit and stroke him all day. My bill for antihistamines might go through the roof though
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Yay for orange cats!
Nings all



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Shoddily done
but hastily, dammit

(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:03, archived)
# They should get that seen to.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# What a coincidence
My work have installed a B3ta-blocker-blocker:
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)