thou, sirrah,art the ill-conceived brood of a gin-swilling tavern-wench and a dandified frenchman!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 7 May 2009, 14:08,
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We leak in your chimney.(that's from Henry IV, part 1, apparently...)
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enceladus,
Thu 7 May 2009, 14:22,
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