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# I'm rolling downhill fast like a midget trapped in the back of a burning transit van
so things are pretty much as normal

:D
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
# I haven't had that image in my head since .....
ooh, last night
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
# I want a van now
I could fill it with midgets

and burn it, then watch as it rolls downhill into the sea :D
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# you need more Geovanni and Sebastian in your life
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
# they look.. intriguing
:D
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
#
Giovanni well remembers the difficult recording sessions - "Our fans are such cunts," he recalls, "they expect perfection with everything we do. They forget we hava a dwarf on backing vocals. The creatures, whilst tame, are unreliable. In Albhania we kill them for sport, but our fans insist Tattoo survives. They are idiots. He will die soon and he will die soon at my hands."
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:20, archived)