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# It's alright, it's only Japaneses
and two of them count towards one, so you can halve the death toll.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Lasist!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Oh HARDLY.
I can't help them all being so small, can I?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
# I like your thinking
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Someone should.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Tell that to a Sumo wrestler
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:08, archived)
# They don't count, they are abominations.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
# *waddles away crying*
*attempts to hide under desk*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
# come on
I bet the size of your waist is the same as one of my thighs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Nuh-uh.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Uh-huh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Don't make me take away that awesome highfive, man. I'll do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
# :D
As if I'd deprive the world of really cool ^5s!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:18, archived)
# THANK FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:20, archived)
# I leave now, Wwowowowowowowwowow.
Tata.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# BYE SAMBLES BE SAFE
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# How dare you!
My mum was a Sumo Wrestler...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
# I know they said they were wrestling, Babs
but I think you're old enough now to see the difference.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# *waddles away in big underpants in a strop*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# *ping*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Now I feel sad
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Can you suck your lads in at will?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# can he WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Like they do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
# *QI KLAXON*
they fold them away into a cavity, they don't actually suck them in...it's a myth from "You Only Live Twice"

it is possible to suck them in, but it involves putting your feet in cold water, also known as the cremaster reflex

sorry, I'm such a pedant today
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Like I need to know, mine are always tucked up all snuggly wuggly.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# I learned how to do it while away on army camp with the cadets
and the probability of getting kicked in the bollocks rose sharply
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# I wish I could take all my gubbins out
*pain*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Oh, we're talking gonads then
not little boys.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# yep
the proverbial two veg
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
# No
Unless you are talking about small objects that get caught in my gravity well
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# I'm going to give you a big cuddle on the 30th
that'll teach you to be self depricating.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
# I'll look forward to the cuddle
but I was using science:
"a gravity well is the gravitational potential field around a massive body"
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Yeah, I know why you said it
and I'm going to punish you by forcing you to have a cuddle of someone you don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
# I don't know you, does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
# YES
do keep up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
# I'm trying
This new project I'm working on is rather perplexing though
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Priorities, dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Ok, I've binned the project
B3ta for the rest of the day :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:39, archived)