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# i have no belly button.
that new enough for ya?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:06, archived)
# YOU ARE MONSTER CLONE
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:07, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:07, archived)
# BE GOOOONNNEEEE
DEEEMOOON CHIIILLDD
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:10, archived)
# i will in 4 hours
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:14, archived)
# No belly button? are you an angel?
I might move in to a flat that is a converted maternity ward where I was born. is that too weird?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:09, archived)
# no, that's not weird
unless the only reason for moving there is because you were born there.
i have no belly button because it was removed 2 weeks ago
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:15, archived)
# That must look strange.
Like a bloke without nipples.

edit: i guess if I was to die there then that might be a bit weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:18, archived)
# it does look weird
but it was that or die due to a strangulated colon and hernia
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:21, archived)
# I think you can work
with weird, when all options are considered. All good now I hope?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:23, archived)
# not bad
2 weeks in the sun should help! only 3 and a half hours to go!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:29, archived)
# \o/
wish I could leave the country. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:31, archived)
# wish i could go in the pool
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:34, archived)
# The sea should be alright though?
salt water and such.*

* such may include sewage, I am prohibited by law to provide medical advice.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:37, archived)
# i can't get it wet.
washing is proving problematic.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:38, archived)
# did you get to see inside your belly?
that would have been so cool
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Though a bit freaky if you were still awake at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:30, archived)
# if i get anything from inside taken out
i want to be awake
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:37, archived)
# no. i was unconscious
but i took a mirror when they changed my dressing, it still looks pretty nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:33, archived)
# well i'm glad you're aaaaight
you should show us your non belly button?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:38, archived)
# it's still quite hideous
and likely NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:39, archived)