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# I am confused... craving it, yet repelled by it at the same time.
You should be a dietician, Babs :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:42, archived)
# I probably should!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:43, archived)
# it says it's chocolate but it looks like poo
hmmm....
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:43, archived)
# We've just been involved in toilet-training my little girl.
Whenever she successfully pooed in the toilet we gave her a chocolate as a treat.

The irony was not lost on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:45, archived)
# and what did you give her when she successfully pooed in her pants?
Or behind the sofa?
Or on a grandparent?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 15 May 2009, 10:46, archived)
# A stern look
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:46, archived)
# And what does that achieve?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 15 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Well, eventually it worked.
Eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
# More poo, depending on the sterness of the look.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
# what's a jarvis?
and why are you having it right fucked?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 15 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
# because left fucking is just perverse
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:52, archived)
# It's rhyming slang - Jarvis Cocker = Shocker.
My dad's in a bad way, on life support in intensive care. Not very nice :(
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
# ah fuck that's not cool :(
best of luck.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 15 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 15 May 2009, 11:03, archived)
# *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:59, archived)
# also ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 15 May 2009, 11:03, archived)
# *more better hugs*
I hope he's okay again soon
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
# It was actually the chocolate that produced more poo.
"Daddy can I have a chocolate?"

"No, it's nearly tea time"

"I'm going to do a poo in the toilet".

*toilet flushes*

"Now can I have a chocolate?"

kids, eh. They're not stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:52, archived)
# You should make her fish the poo out of the toilet and show you
before you give her a chocolate. This will soon encourage good hygiene.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 15 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
# I had to tell her to stop doing that, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:58, archived)