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# laughter is the best medicine
when you can't get ladies to touch your cock.

in all serious though - have you tried washing it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Washing it?!? EUURGH!
(A real lady touched my willy yesterday for real. And it wasn't one of the urses, this time.)
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:48, archived)
# the urses?
do you mean bears?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Yes.
The bears touch me all of the time, and I think I'm starting to like it.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
# that's what rubbing it in porridge will do
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
# I thought thats what you meant by washing!
GOD!
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:58, archived)