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# awwwwww
:(
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
# *sits under her desk licking a block of lard morosely*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
# *joins under desk*
dark in here isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 27 May 2009, 17:01, archived)
# I don't even need to see it in order to tell you to put it away.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 17:01, archived)
# ok
*puts torch away again*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 27 May 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Do you want a lick of lard?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 17:02, archived)
# *lifts teeshirt*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 May 2009, 17:03, archived)
# How many of you are there under that desk o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Dixon's sitting AT the desk
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 27 May 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Yes, those are my breasts.
Curious, schnookums?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 17:05, archived)
# *pokes*
hehehehe soft and sproingy
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 May 2009, 17:06, archived)
# You knows it, Holmes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
# If you were fat I'd say ooo-err
All Kenneth Williams like
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 17:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 17:05, archived)
# haha imagining Joan Sims saying that and her laughing in response to Williams' comment
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
# hang on a minute, that's not lard
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 27 May 2009, 17:03, archived)
# LICK IT
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 17:04, archived)
# COR
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 27 May 2009, 17:04, archived)
# See, it tastes of greasy nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 17:05, archived)
# tasted suspiciously like KY to me
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 27 May 2009, 17:06, archived)
# I like my lard to be sticky, ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
# I prefer GHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 27 May 2009, 17:09, archived)
# *pours it all over her legs*
YEAH DO YOU LOVE ME YET?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# *speechless*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 27 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# That's not a yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# ok, yes
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 27 May 2009, 17:18, archived)