I love the way that'painful bruising' is in inverted commas so you can imagine he really got nutted in the boollocks
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:51,
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That's his womanising days over
Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:00,
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