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[challenge entry] 'Oh noes! Blackie on my marmalade!!'

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(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)
# In answer to your sig
No
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
# No.
When you're sick, that means you've had too many. Less one biscuit, that's the perfect number.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)
# This is accurate yet unhelpful
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Like maps in town centres with no 'you are here' thing.
WHAT THE FUCK? I'M LOST, WANKERS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Lost Series six: We're lost you wankers!
i'm TMing that right now
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)
# I don't watch Lost, it can fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Soooo this^


I can't believe I said "soooo"
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Well I like it
everything I don't watch can fuck right off too
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
# :D
I watched the first series then couldn't be bothered after that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)
# fair enough
at least you've seen some of it to pass judgment!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Oh yes, definitely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)
# +1
I've seen 5 (FIVE) "definately"s today. Next one receives the full awesome power of my wrath, unloaded directly into its face and body.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)
# *swells with pride like a happy bullfrog*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Nothing worse than people saying, "oh i fucking hate *insert programme you just said you like*"
"Have you seen it?"
"No, but a mate said you don't fucking know whats going on in it, innit"
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Ooooh no
it's rare I'll judge a programme without at least TRYING it.

I'm guilty of that with things like Hannah Montana and that, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)
# same here, but then thats kiiiind of a different thing
i say big brother is shit, but then ive seen it in the past and know that by being the same sort of thing this time round, it will be shit.
What am i banging on about? Oh yeah, montana, shit even though i havnt seen it. Yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
# I don't watch Lost because it's on SKY
SKY can fuck right off.

Lost is ace though. I'll watch it eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)
# psst
tvfreeload.com
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)
# The combination of Sky & Utter Crapness means that many hours of my life have
been saved not watching Lost.

Edit: after half-way through season 2, at least.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
# *click*
edit: I would stand just to the left of the finger, just to make it lie
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Class.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Hah, spanking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)
# arf!
*does cartographywheels*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)
# *mimes contour lines*
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Now, i'll take that to be a challenge!
but i've just eaten a mahoosive bar of galaxy, so maybe another day
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)
# MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm best chocolate ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Have you tried Galaxy dark?
It just doesn't work!!
Smooth creamy Dark chcolate????
Dark choclate is supposed to be so strong it makes you cough!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Yeah, it's crap
their milk is the best milk though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Co-Op's Fairtrade Orange & Ginger dark chocolate completely rocks...
nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I wish we had a co-op in Ayles
we used to....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)
# *prepares Care Parcel*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
# We're getting an Asda, right next to the hospital
so presumably the feuding oiks can go straight from buying their lager, to fighting to A&E without needing to bother the rest of town.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)
# It's a kind of Chav fast-track facility
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)
# At least it's far away from my house.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Hey! I'll be shopping at Asda when I move
But that's only because the only other choice within miles is Tesco
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)
# I shop at tesco
but that's because it takes, at my normal walking speed, 1 minute 20 seconds from my back door to their front door.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Convenience always wins :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Better than Lindt?
It can't be better than lindt crunchy caramel
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Lindt's too greasy tasting for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)
# I'll have to try some at some point
Not at the moment though, I was bad at the weekend and had some cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Mmmm cake
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Chocolate fudge brownie
It was delicious but sinful
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Galaxy *and* Bourbons?
I'm coming round
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
#
round
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
# blarmelade!
bloody bloomin' blarmelade!
blarmelarmnmarmlaanamlmarmlamlaaa
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)
# 6 is barely getting started.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)
# That guy behind Griffin looks familiar.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)
# It's your mum
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)
# .
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)