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[challenge entry] very quick'n'dirty (probably) :)

Edit: untoaped :)

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(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
# this is logical...:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
# *waits for something to happen*
Oh. Toap.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
# This comment is beneath you.
*self-smugs at own clever forum-based joke*
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
#
 
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)
# oh noes i done my first toap
*hangs head in shame
**goes to the effort of animating it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Some one drug him and then black him up, but make it so he can't get it off his skin
The state of my t-shirt from digging footings in the rain today :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
# 90% burns?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
# some sort of melanin-production inducer.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
# You mean like... Sellotape black paper to him?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
# perhaps use a bin bag

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)
# hahaha
*making sure there are no holes
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
# secured tightly around the collar

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Are you Neil Buchanan? I bet you're Neil Buchanan.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
# I used to be Neil Buchanan
but I got better
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
# I briefly had a bout of Mark Speight.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
# ^this gave me a genuine \o/ moment
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
# you can't just leave that hanging...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)
# OR
We could give him a pair of sunglasses with blacked-out lenses. Ha-HA! Fooled YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Can we at least Sellotape on the sunglasses? I feel a need to Sellotape.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
# We can sellotape the sunglasses to his head
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
# I'm going to Sellotape his leg to a Ford Fiesta.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
# didn't you see 'Silver Streak'?...
...you use shoe polish!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
# I was going for industrial gloss paint
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)
# clay beds?
I hope you wern't nawty and dug through any of that archaeology stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
# nope, just the normal bits of pottery and glass
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Pottery and glass!!!!!!
That could be Roman man! ;D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
# They could have been and so could the tennis ball as well
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Ha ha fair enough
What on earth are you doing putting footings in? I thought people had stopped building things since the world ran out of money and stocked up on t'crunch
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)
# what is "footings"?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Footings for a building
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
# That picture in the enema thread...?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Looks like I picked the wrong place to post it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
# I'm actually interested in having an enima.
Apparently plaque builds up on your intestines and is a problem. I read an article where a journalist went for a course of them and was astounded when he passed a marble that he'd swallowed when he was five!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Plaque?
I don't know about you matey, but I don't have any teeth up my arse
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Yes, this sounds extremely unlikely. Marbles are round, and probably don't stick to the insides of squishy tubes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)