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[challenge entry] iSmoke

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(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)
# I loves my zippo
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
# I love mine too.
I've had it for years:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)
# They're delightful little things, aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)
# They ickle 'lady' zippos should never have been made though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)
# much like lady razors
they're nowhere near as good as men razors.
fusion power ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Straight razor shaving for the fucking win, to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)
# there is no way
i'm using a straight razor on my bikini line
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Oh hell no. You have to sharpen them like fuck, and they still don't work.
The woman I bought it from suggested I practice on a balloon. Shaving one, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)
# The fuel they use is carcinogenic.
Given their primary use as cigarette lighters, that's a pretty big drawback.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)
# given that cigarettes are also carcinogenic, I don't see the big deal :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)
# It's additive.
It gives you an even greater likelihood of getting lung cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Does it have any effect at the quantities you'd be inhaling using it as a lighter?
Also, if you're particularly concerned about lung cancer, you probably wouldn't be smoking.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Smokers smoke because they're addicted to Nicotine
not because they're weighing up health benefits.
You can't inhale a carcinogen many times a day for years and years without increasing your risk of cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
# I bet Superman could smoke without problems...
He would look damn cool, as well. You know, to the kids.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Yes, but if the increase isn't fairly large it probably won't even be noticable compared to the increased risk from smoking.
Sunshine is a carcinogen, but I'm not going to noticably increase my risk by spending a few minutes in it every day.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Are you a smoker?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Nope.
I dabbled a little but fortunately never got hooked.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
# You're fortunate.
It's very hard to quit.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)
# True. It could even be multiplicative.
Multiplicitous? Multiplifying?

Probably not divisive, though...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
# I loved mine
til i lost it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)
# pffft, sorta bindun:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UH8QxlkfcOw
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
# :)
Thanks for the video
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Light
Mine works for real:)
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)
# heh
I would actually get an iPhone is it had that app.
(oneiromancer was rifling through your fridge on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)
# It does.
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Yays
It's a bit like a computer. It has a heatsink
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
# My computer has a hot tap...
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)
# this needs to be a real thing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)