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# never tried them, thank god
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)
# you're not missing much
except for some primo head fuckery..
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
# magic mushrooms was the line for me and i aint touching them or even hash again
*steps down of soapbox*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)
# mushies are fun
haven't had any for about 3 years
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Gov put paid to that
It be a shame there now class A with heroin...
(Daimonion, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
# my sister's fella
knows a few places to pick them, or so he says. i may have to tell him to provide me with proof.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
# There is something very satisfying
about going out into the country and picking your own drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)
# true
unfortuately, these days i just stick to a bit of autumnal scrumping
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)
# I remember havin 2 of em and 2 acid at a rave
standing on the only dry bit of ground
and being convinced it was my own little island.

good times :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)
# my mate had some once
some bloke managed to convince her that an invisible elephant had her scent and was chasing her down the road. oh, how we laughed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)
# I had a mate who hid in bins..jumping out on folk just to freak em out haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)
# now that's my kind of thing!
where i used to live, there were lifts that the teenagers loved playing in. on this particular day, 2 girls were going up and down, stopping at every floor. i hitched my skirt up over my knockers, backcombed my hair, grabbed my massive butcher knife and pressed the lift button.
then i hid.
the lift stopped at my floor but, as they'd already pressed all the buttons, they were expecting it to stop. what they weren't expecting was for me to jump out just as the door was closing, brandishing my knife at them and making hideous noises.
they screamed, they ran, i laughed so much a bit of wee came out.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)
# i had 50 liberty caps in a cup of tea, i locked my bedroom door and was laughing my arse off at ken dodd
doing a sand up,the sweaty hands was fucking horrible, when they wore off i felt so fucking good.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)