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# Is that like turning up to the Liv Tyler/Angelina Jolie lez up
and just suckling the crabs off the 90 year old maids crusty arse hair strand by strand?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Dear oh dear, Ghostie.... there was no need for that.
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)
# spoon?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Hahaha!
You fiend, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Spork then?
It's a spoon but you can collect strand by strand.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Straw?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)
# they're blood suckers
too much risk of clotting at the end. I just smear blood round my ring piece and wait for the rise.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)
# also works as a bit of lube
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)
# even better if their hips pop when you are shagging them :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)
# I just call that accomodating
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)
# You're not getting one, so don't even try.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)
# I'm not getting a 90 year old with crabs and popping hips
Not after last ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)