hi. had to get this out:

(polished turd wants a tragic blowchomp, but not before, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)

I was hoping the package would contain a man.

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)

You like a guy
in with a small package?
( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)

ha!
Ronseal ripoffs...there is a compo idea.

( Letum Spack Monkey, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)

I see what you're saying...

( Colonel Boris beer is small here, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)

hahaha!
Excellent!

ed: chubby letters for "LARD" might not be the best marketing move for lard light
( Letum Spack Monkey, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)

Ahh...
but everyone knows the LARD™ brand logo. As with all other fatty products, the skinny, italic, misspelled 'lite' indicates the health-inducing character of the new product.

/marketing bullshit
( Colonel Boris beer is small here, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)

Fookme!
They do misspell 'lite'.
Bastards.
( Letum Spack Monkey, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)

That's because of a copyright infringement
with the makers of the lamp that burns on pig fat, the Lard Light. Nothing like drifting off to sleep with the gentle, flickering, soothing light from a Lard Light. And the smell of melted pig wafting up your snoozing nostrils. Mmmm. Bacon for breakfast!
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)

"Anything you need from the shops, dear?"
"Err, yeah, love. Can you buy some more Lard Light fuel? We're out again."
"That's the fifth time this week, Frank! What are you doing? Eating the stuff?"
"Err......"
( Colonel Boris beer is small here, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)

Arf!
The advertising writes itself, doesn't it?

Lard Light. The light you can eat!
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)

*Lard Light not for consumption.
Lard Light Co. takes no responsibility for any illness resulting from consumption of Lard Light or Lard Light packaging.
( Letum Spack Monkey, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)

Here we go
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post459126
( Letum Spack Monkey, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)