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# He works in a chippy near Earl Otterby.
Also, he served Earl his own sodden cock in batter.

Trufax.
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# he's gone to a batter plaice
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# SPANG!
I may have spanged this morning. At the zoo, there was a balloon in the bison enclosure and Borisette Mk. 1 asked 'why is there a balloon, mummy?' Frau Boris replies 'maybe it's the bison's birthday?', to which I wittily replied 'is it his bisontennial?'
I hate myself at times.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Dad?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Of two.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Top work :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)
# facts straight from the faxtrolla
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)