We're going to fly out there
in a few weeks - as soon as it has calmed down. we're going to establish a model state based on the principles of more kittens, more hummus (that'll go down well with those swarthy middle eastern types) and insulting George Dubya. I don't see how we can go wrong. We'll be King Gibbon and Queen Kitten, and we'll rule through being firm but fair. Deep Purple yes! Fiona Phillips no! We may issue a fatwah on Fiona Phillips, just to keep in the spirit of things.
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Sun 23 Mar 2003, 1:54,
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If she ever gave birth to kittens
i'd be out the door - and i don't think any of you could criticise me for it.
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Sun 23 Mar 2003, 2:00,
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