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# Only my left ear. But yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:35, archived)
# i bet you can fix it with yellow noise
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:41, archived)
# MORE JAIL FOR YOU
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:41, archived)
# i'll never go to jail
because jail is for bad people
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:44, archived)
# A conversation with Jesus
Many times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort in sitting in my back yard and having a scotch and soda along with a quiet conversation with Jesus.
This happened to me again after a particularly difficult day.

I said, “Jesus, why do I work so hard?”
Jesus replied, “Men find many ways to demonstrate the love they have for their family. You work hard to have a peaceful, beautiful place for your friends and family to gather.”
I said: “I thought that money was the root of all evil.”
Jesus replied, “No, the LOVE of money is the root of all evil. Money is a tool; it can be used for good or bad.”
I was starting to feel better, but I still had a few burning questions, so I asked, “Jesus, what is the meaning of life? Why am I here?”
Jesus replied: “That is a question many men ask. The answer is in your heart and is different for everyone. I would love to chat with you some more, Señor, but for now, I have to finish your lawn.”
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:12, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Racismlols :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:31, archived)
# ^ this
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:44, archived)