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# It's called
'pootling'. I can't remember who coined the phrase.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)
# George Pootling, 1845
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Died 1874 during a shitting accident.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)
# "I must entreat you sir, the wind is of such a velocity and bearing as to blow your shit right back up: you must desist!"
"Nonsense sir, stand aside. For here I squat, not for myself, nay, but for ENGLAND!"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)
# for some reason, i read that as
neiiiiiigh! butt for england!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Ghandi.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)
# hitler?
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:05, archived)
# major henry mctavish-pootling
he used it as a descriptive term for the fondling of a male ostrich's gonads, during his stint in the royal fusiliers, during the battle of m'boto gorge.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)