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# poor thing :(
do you need to rest your head on my comfy cleavage?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)
# yes, yes I do
*rests head on Smashes comfy cleavage* heaven :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)
# there there, my special little soldier
Smash will make it all better
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Will there be hookerbots in the future?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:23, archived)
# only if you're a good boy
if you're a bad boy, there's just me and my sex dungeon ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:25, archived)
# I am always in the dungeon
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:28, archived)
# that's because you're a baaaaaaaad boy
now refill that lube dispenser, i feel like i'm wearing a sandpaper thong
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Good job the price of lube has gone down
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)
# i can't believe it's not butter
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)
# No good
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:39, archived)
# i can't believe i'm not wetter
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:40, archived)
# WOULD YOU TWO JUST GET A CHEAP HOTEL
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:23, archived)
# how do you know we haven't already?
we could be humping like rabbits on a daily basis, you wouldn't be any the wiser
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:25, archived)
# you wouldnt be on /board if you were! :P
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:26, archived)
# this is true
i am a very time-consuming shag.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:29, archived)