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good plan!
you can't beat an ambidextrous wank
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:22,
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It is the only way
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:23,
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you could nuke it from orbit
but that will sting and may well remove your ability to wank ever again
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:27,
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you would be dead or you might grow more cocks
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:30,
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more cocks?
what fun....
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:32,
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I don't know, ask Stan Lee
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:34,
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pfff
all he'd suggest is spider cock
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:36,
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Mutation via radioactivity is his only tool
He is shite
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:38,
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radioactive shite
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:41,
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Aww yeah, choice of two mistresses for me!
Now to train my feet...
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:24,
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top tip: cut your toenails first
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:26,
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You know too much...
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:28,
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welcome to my world!
there's sex
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:30,
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just use your legs
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:27,
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