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[challenge entry] SMELLY TEXT

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(Fon Repeat until funny, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)
# You owe me a computer monitor. I scratched it.
(Uhmfhshhghd, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)
# if i want to know what that smells like
i don't have to scratch the computer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)
# What if this is different to yours.
What if this smells like... Bacon and mayonaise.
(Uhmfhshhghd, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:01, archived)
# stop, you're making me drool!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Unfortunately for most people here the real thing isn't a likelyhood.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:02, archived)
# yes
but they're blokes, they have built-in toys that don't require batteries
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Girls have the super special attachment though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:07, archived)
# who told you about my special attachmnt?
*checks bedroom wall for holes*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:11, archived)